Well this definitely “ain’t Texas”… 
The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
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Well Beyonce is from Houston…
Why is this topic on the humor thread… there is absolutely nothing funny about this.
Larry Cordle saw all of this coming years ago when he wrote Murder on Music Row.
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Meant it as a play on words from one of her songs on that album that was played non stop everywhere 
when it first came out…my ears have never been the same 
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Those are some good ones! Bach😂
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I know,right?! 
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I say “this is the good part” and sit in suspended animation until good part starts, then start air-miming the instrument.
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Same, except for the “air-miming”!
Do you know the similarity between the banjo and a lawsuit? Everyone is glad when the case is closed!
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Hey @cboling weren’t you the one who told me to stop hating on the banjo? lol 
. The Bontrager family band uses that joke for the harmonica 
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Yes, but the difference is, since I play the banjo, I am authorized to make banjo jokes. It’s like how a person can kid their siblings all day long, but the minute someone else does, they start defending their siblings!
I heard it from them, just changed it to banjo!
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Just curious, have you ever been to the family camp that they host?
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I have not. It’s probably only about 4-6 hours away from where I live. I’d love to go sometime, even if just to jam with them. Have you?
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Yes I have! Two times actually, and we’re signed up again this year. I highly recommend it! Our family has such a great time!
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I literally just happened to be looking over posts from WAY before I joined this forum and came across this. Thanks Michael! Maybe I should do a search with my name. 
Prob thought id never see it?
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