I figured you’d never see it. My labor was not in vain after all.
The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
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The pastors wife was preparing pancakes for her young sons when the boys began arguing over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here,” she told them, “he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’”
The younger boy turned to his brother and said, “You be Jesus.”
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I have so many things that that would apply to!
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These wouldn’t upload right for some reason, but I thought they were funny!
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What’s the difference between a banjo player and a mutual fund?
Eventually, a mutual fund matures and makes money.
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The correct way to form the D shape movable bar chord.
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Com’on Guy’s be honest there is NO real meat in a Big Mac. At least that’s what my taste buds tell me!
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‘Charlie… Time to get up… Time to go to school …’
'Ah, Mom… I don’t want to go to school… ’
‘Hurry up Charlie… You’re going to be late…’
'Why do I have to go to school… The kids hate me… The teachers make fun of me… Why do I have to go to school?..
'Charlie,… You have to go to school… You’re the principal… ’
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You ever made that mistake when someone is waving in your direction… And you think they are waving at someone behind you?
That's why I was fired as a lifeguard....
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How does a Camel hide in the desert?..
They use Camelflauge…
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