The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
Thanks Stuart! Very timely. I am playing mandolin next week for the first time in a long time. Now I have some jokes to share while tuning.
Iâve actually heard the first joke but with banjos and banjo players!
Banjoâs just like keeping all the jokes 
I donât even really like science, and that was funny!
Ha! Reminds me of a joke I made up on a family road tripâŚmaking up jokes is one way we pass the time.
Why did the T-Rex lose the war?
He had too small armies.
Of course, cause thatâs something you see every day, right?! 
Priorities.
Yep. Ever since they got the Gibson & Martin, the Darlings had to live in a shack, eat off the land & drive a 30 year old truck.
Some things never change.
What else could they do with all that money they got from doing them TV shows. They wouldnât want to spend it on shoppe bought food whilst they had good eating off the land. And buying a new truck well thatâs plumb wasteful when thereâs still about 30 years life left in that old truck. They could do what Jed Clampet did and move to Beverly but hauling that shack on the back of that 30 year old truck seems a bit pointless when itâs doin right fine where it is. Besides they donât make moonshine out west like we do.
@archie I guess Jedd Clampett used his money to hire Flatt and Scruggs who had there own Gibsons and Martins already