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The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

My brother and sister were trying to figure out what special to do in church tonight and every single song seemed to have something wrong with it. I finally gave up looking and found one that was written in G and told them that this would be much easier. :rofl:

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Hi @cboling Christopher Our world is full of colours wouldn’t it be just drab to see everything in a shade of grey

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I agree with you, @Archie! I was actually going to say that I have no room to talk, because I’m working on an original song, and it has a key change in it!

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@BanjoBen, when can I get this in to be set up?!!! :rofl::rofl:

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@cboling Come on by the store morning of Dec. 25…if the door is locked, just knock and wait. I’ll come eventually.

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The latest and solid wood grain tops.

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Not much meat left on the bone to make a bowl of duck soup after these guys go a hunting.

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It made me cry!!! :sob::sob::sob::sob: :rofl::rofl:

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I’d be upset too if I was a peanut made into the best brand of peanut butter, but not the crunchy version (blue top).

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@Archie-
It’s called a punt gun & was used for commercial waterfowl “hunting.”

If you only get one shot….!

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Naw,… crunchy peanut butter is the best!

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SInce there are always “banjo jokes” I figured I would share the mandolins jokes I’ve heard recently.

Mandolin players spend half their time tuning their mandolin and the other half of the time they are playing an out of tune.

Mandolin was invented in Italy. If you translate the word mandolin to the Italian equivilent it translates to “out of tune”

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How would a banjo player tune a Mandolin he’d tune it and have to start all over again cos he’d loose count. There are just too many strings banjo

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