The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

[CBoling]

[Tim_C]

Not sure I’ve ever heard of rotating your guitar strings. Is that like changing the air out of your tires?

[CBoling]

[BanJoe]

That’s pretty sharp!

[Dragonslayer]

How many Flatpickers does it take to change a lightbulb? At least 6. One to change it, and the rest to complain that it’s electric…

[JohnM]

[Stuart.Gamble]

I was helping decorate the worship hall at church this morning and saw this power strip, I let them know I preferred Elixir power strips to D’addario.

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[BanJoe]

What are you, some kind of brand snob? Earl was lucky to find a 110 outlet, much less a designer power strip.

[JohnM]

I preferred Elixir power strips

Sounds like you have to let Elixir know! As I don’t find any Elixir’s.

[Tim_C]

[Michael_Mark]

[BanJoe]

I see I’m late to the station. Nevertheless, I’m glad I missed the old 97 on its Danville run.
I heard they were making 90 miles an hours, and the whistle broke into a scream.
But, “c’est la vie.” LIfe is like a mountain railway.

[JohnM]

Oh yeah, where is the “Hundred miles” train?!

[CBoling]

My brother, a violinist, was having a “friendly family discussion” with our cousin about the bass guitar. After he made a snide remark about the bass, I looked at him and said, " That was low."

[Zachary]

Wow! That could have been really bad!! Thankfully, no fatalities!!!

[Zachary]

[Zachary]

I finally found one!!!

I’m really sorry, they just kept coming so I had to post them!

[BanjoBen]

those are great

[CBoling]

Love it!

[CBoling]

I firmly believe that if a person with no musical knowledge wants to write a song, they should only be taught 3, maybe 4 chords: G, C, D, and maybe Em. They don’t need anything else! @Michael_Mark was helping me with a song in D flat, and the chord progression literally changed for the banjo and guitar breaks. That songwriter knew way too many chords! Oh, then there was a key change! So if you write a song, just do it in G… It’s a lot easier!