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The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
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Meanie
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Totally agreed! They usually tell me to stop scaring away the neighbors. 
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I went to the library last week & asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.
She looked at me and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
Someone just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.
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Two guys were out hunting when they came to some tracks.
“They’re bear tracks,” one stated.
“No, they’re deer tracks,” the other countered. While they continued arguing, the train came and hit them.
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Wabash Cannonball jam track, that is! 
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A frustrated apartment tenant was complaining to his landlord one day. “The people on the floor above me need to be dealt with! At midnight last night, they were stomping around, shouting, laughing, and singing at the top of their voices! It sounded like the entire town was there in that room!”
“Did they wake you?” the landlord asked.
“No, they didn’t,” the tenant replied. “Fortunately, I was still up playing my banjo.”
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Why is everyone so mean to the banjo?!
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I’m qualified to do it because I play the banjo! Anyone else try, you’d better watch out!
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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class of 9-10 year olds about the Ten Commandments. After explaining what “honor thy father and thy mother” meant, she asked if anyone knew any verses that talked about how to treat our siblings. One boy, the oldest of seven, jumped up and, without missing a beat, said “Thou shalt not kill!”
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How many banjo players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change it and two to argue about how “That’s not how Earl did it”
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Sounds like it’s Banjer’s turn, for a change, to be at the receiving end!!
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’ve all resisted the change!
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If I got scared half to death twice what then?
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Facts though! I’d never thought of that! Thanks, Me every time I go to a music store!
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