The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
These are too funny!! 
I love sea bass!
It’s funny because I just bought a Uke bass. I had no idea I was being radical. It’s awesome!
Those are fun! Did you get the Kala?
I did! It’s incredible how deep and rich the tone is. I’m putting it through a little Fender Rumble 25. It can fill a nice sized room with sound. I haven’t had to turn it up above 2 since I got it.
There is a cat rescue service in our town that uses our local pet store to display the available rescues. My wife and I were looking at a particularly docile young Tom cat. He was in my arms when a store worker turned on a vacuum cleaner. Within milliseconds his claws had sunk into my face and I was a bloody mess. I can’t imagine what a gun would have caused. 
The rules don’t specify if you can shoot the cat?
I’d assume that’s a no? 
I guess it’s postmodern.
Not a humorous item, but perhaps an oddity…
Have any of you ever seen a carrot slice as large as I had in my boxed lunch the other day?
Am I the only one who immediately thought of that Gilligan’s Island episode where they planted those vegetable seeds that washed ashore.
Pickled pepper picker Peter Piper bought one! 
That’s mean… But funny