The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
But we do know he (you-know-who) that is amongst us is greater than those that threaten us - by mock or otherwise!
Hint: he slays! 
Everybodyâs been talking about the spy ballon, but if you look at the picture really closely you can see it just says âWeâve been trying to reach you about your carâs extended warrantyâ
A group of friars from the monastery opened a florist shop to raise funds. A rival florist saw his business drop significantly. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh OâReilly, the toughest thug in town to convince the friars to close down. Hugh beat up the friars and ruined their flowers, saying heâd be back if they didnât close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, proving that âonly Hugh can prevent florist friarsâ.
So I donât get the punchline
There was a long time marketing campaign here in the US on preventing forest fires. The mascot was Smokey The Bear. His slogan was âonly you can prevent forest firesâ.
This joke has probably been already covered here (likely by me even), but hey Iâm forgetful. Get off my lawn!!!
A local bluegrass band had their biggest and best performance ever. They were called back up for an encore and knocked it out of the park. As they left the stage, the guitarist was thinking âGee, that was tightest we have ever been!â The banjo player was thinking, âGee, I didnât even get any looks for playing too loud!â The mandolinista: âGee, our harmonies were spot on tonight!â The fiddle player thought âGee, I have NEVER seen a crowd respond that well!!!â The bass player was thinking, âGee, dee, gee, dee, gee, dee, gee, dee.â
Still on the topic of balloons, hereâs a few alien craft set to bluegrass. Hope you enjoy
Took me a little to remember which color was which function and figure out what the point was, but man, is that a good one.
For HDMI, youâd have to mutilate a connector.
For some reason, Van Gogh hit hardest. That said, Beethoven still astounds me.
@Mason_Crone I think there seems to be 7 season where I live:
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
You never seem to know what weather you are getting day to day. (Except, June-AugustâŚhot and humid)
Interesting. Here in FL we have summer (Feb-September), fall (middle of October to November) winter, and then summer. Itâs like 90 degrees every day from July to August.