Baa-Dumm-Tsss
Oh my…. 
The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
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Now, 2 sheep, 2 drum and a snake…
I don’t get it 
Every Saturday, this man goes into his barber shop. So this one Saturday he told his barber that he was going to Rome.
The Barber asked what flight he was going to take. The man responded “A-1.”
The barber yelled, “A-1!? Are you crazy?! That plane’s food is horrible! And, you’ll never get a wink of sleep 'cause the engines are so noisy!”
After a moment of silence, the barber politely asked, “What hotel are you staying at?”
The man replied, “The Grand Hotel.”
The Barber again yelled, “Why are you going there?! The place is infested with roaches, and the mattresses are as hard as a rock!”
Then after another moment of silence, the man said, “Oh, and guess what I’m going to do!?”
“What?” asked the barber.
“I’m going to see the pope!”
The barber literally screamed, “You’ll never get to see the pope!! No one ever gets to see the pope up close!”
Two weeks later the man came back and said that the plane and the hotel were great. The barber was astonished.
The barber asked if the man got to see the pope up close. The man stretched his arms about 2 feet a part and said, “I got to see the pope and I was this far away and he talked to me personally.”
“No way,” the barber. “What did he say to you?”
“Where’d you get the dumb haircut?” the man replied.
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I had a student in one of my guitar classes say something to the fact that “Taylor Swift is just dumb! It’s like she only knows four chords!“ My response to him was this “I have two masters degrees, one of them in music composition, and I have more music theory nonsense dancing around in my head then should be legal. And yet none of the songs I have written have sold more than a couple dozen copies at any one time. The fact that she can use a limited amount of chords with a minimal amount of music theory knowledge and yet still create gold or platinum albums is indeed a mark of genius.“
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“A horse with no name” did pretty well on the charts with only 2 chords.
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This is the humor thread, so I guess we can toss Achey Breaky Heart in the mix.
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You mean of course, Itchy Twitchy Spot…
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An Aggie was walking across campus and there on the sidewalk was a banana peel. Ol’ ag thought to himself, “Oh no! Here we go again!”
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Texas cowboy gymnastic show… 
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I am helping chaperone a dance at the middle school where my wife teaches. One hour into this dance and not a single New Grass Revival nor Tony Rice song has been played. 
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True, but that allows me to pick a shirt based on my mood. 
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Kinda like a mood ring around the collar!
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