Happens to me too dude.
The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
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Nice try, but totally wrong.
Actually I tend to be pretty easily offended. It is something Iām working on. And apparently God sent you to help me 
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Those are some lucky burglars. I doubt theyāre gonna return it though
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Only getting forgivenessā¦IF they return the bell. lol
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I guess itās conditional forgiveness
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Man, that is just sad. I suspect it was some kids/teens as opposed to āproā thieves. Now that I say that, UNLESS they are stealing it for scrap, in which case they should be caught when they try to sell it. I do hope that the bell is returned.
Yes, they are modeling forgiveness well. Iāll forgive you IF you restore our bell. I am pretty sure that is how Jesus described forgiveness working. 
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I have been told several times for different reasons that Iām a Godsendā¦ I like to think of myself as a catalyst for character development in other people.
In all seriousness though, Iām sorry if anything I said was hurtful or rude, I almost didnāt even include you in the first comment, but you were the one who asked for a more cheeky comment.
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The list of suspects probably start with the Churchās nearest neighbour!
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Was in Hattiesburg MS yesterday, and this store front made me laughā¦ a dentist office next to the ice cream shop, how convenientā¦ 
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Well ,you know, whatever works. Someone must have a really inovative marketing manager!
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Thats funny. A candy store would be even better
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In Beaumont there used to be a Krystal Burger next to a Krispy Kreme, (both now long out of business) and they were both owned by a heart surgeon (who probably had a K name, making the trio rather suspicious)
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Well, Iām sure you do a wonderful job. You should put that on your job resume.
Youāre right, I had it coming to me. And donāt worry, like I said, Iām not offended. I tend to be sarcastic too (as you all probably know by now) so I donāt mind taking a bit of rough myself. But watch out, the more you give, the more you get heaped back on to you!
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My familyās love language is sarcastic roasts, so I actually find it quite amusing being roasted. So Iām fine with that proposition
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Same you should hear me and my buddies go at it. What a good time.
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You should hear my sister and I go at it. Oh, itās great fun!
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Sarcastic roasts are awesome, me and my siblings do it all the timeš
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My mom hates it, but that tends to be my preferred method of joking around. 
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