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#394

How to misapply John 2

A man was driving quite carelessly- and well over the speed limit- one dark night around 1:00 AM. An officer pulled him over, and, upon giving him an alcohol test, found that the man was completely inebriated. When asked what items he had in the car, the drunk man replied “a case of water in the backseat.” “Water?” asked the officer, quite puzzled. “Yes, water!” replied the man.

The officer opened the back door and pulled the case of alcohol out of the car. Showing it to the intoxicated man, he said, “Sir, this is not water.”

The man jumped out of the car and shouted, “BLESS GOD, HE DID IT AGAIN!!"

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#395

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#396

oh man that’s awesome! The bottom right is great :joy::joy:

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#397

I like that hand on the bottom left :joy:

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#398

Reminds me of this :rofl: starts at 1:04

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#399

This is somewhat unrelated, but the Andy Griffith reference makes me think of this. :joy:

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#400

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#401

A job for @BanjoBen @xmark

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#402

I still laugh every time Gomer decides to change his voice half way through talking with the salve people. This is actually one of my favorite scenes of The Andy Griffith Show. It is so funny when Gomer standing there with his mouth hanging open when Barnry disguises his voice.

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#403

That scene always cracks me up! I don’t know whats funner, Gomer’s face or Barney disguising his voice like Marvin the Martian! :rofl:

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#404

Plus when Barney forgets to disguise his voice when the 2nd “salve guy” comes out and slowing transitions back to the disguised voice.

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#405

I gotta say though, my favorite episode is either The Pickle Story or the one where Barn and Floyd get captured by the 3 women convicts! :rofl: As much as the Andy Griffith show comes up on this forum there should probably be a thread for it.

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#407

That’s pretty funny

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#408

Ha, that was good for a long laugh.

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#411

Com’on @Hillbilly_picker Jessie get it off your chest. we won’t bite you.gif

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#412

Haha🤣 I want to @Archie but I couldn’t figure out how to post my picture!

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#414

If the picture is already online just post the link, If your trying to upload the picture and it’s too big. You can use online resources to rescale the image. Just search Google

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#415

Ok let me try again

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#416

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