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The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

Hoooraaaaaaaaay!

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The book that was never written.

‘Running to the Outhouse’ by Willy Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.

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A good read, right up there with ‘Boxing for Dummies’ by I.C. Starrs, and ‘I Dreamed a Yellow River’ by I.P. Freely

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oh boy…

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Okay, I laughed but…

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I am surprised “An evening under the bleachers” by Seymour Butts hasn’t come into the conversation.

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Last time I heard that joke I was like 8 years old.

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Ya… same here. My 8year old brother just told it to me and said, “my friend just came up with this joke”! And i’m like “Sure bud, i’ve known that all my life.” Still one of the absolute lamest jokes i;ve ever hear. If you can call it a joke.

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Oh there’s also ‘Good Posture’ by Stann Dupp and Sid Downs

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did that work?

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Q: What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A: A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.

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pq8

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from Imgflip Meme Generator
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This isn’t really a joke, but I saw this video last night and thought the quartet dynamics were hilarious:


Then, I realized that the person who posted this was our very own @Chuck_R!
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@Michael_Mark yep, I recorded that at our church many years ago.

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The best part is how the baritone singer is just kinda standing there and smiling like all baritone singers are supposed to do :rofl:

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This is probably already in here somewhere but anyway let the cornball jokes roll (see what I did there)

Q: Why did the banjo player cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!

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Intelligent Guitar Player: How many strings are on a 5 string Banjo
Dumb Banjo Player: I’d say 3
Intelligent Guitar Player: 3 ? Don’t you mean 5
Dumb Banjo Player: Nope 3 - I busted 2 this mornin

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