The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

[brisketking72]

A toothless termite walks into a saloon and asks:

Is the bar tender here?

[Ben-J-man]

this is the best thing i’ve ever heard yall

[Bhive]

That poor guy’s been floating around on the internet for years. I’ve never seen the goats.

[Ben-J-man]

well there you go!!

[Bravesfanchan]

@Ben-J-man This video was recorded about 20 minutes from my house. I was just at that church today. You can’t beat James Canupp’s singing.

[Michael_Mark]

@Bravesfanchan is it Gospel Light? Pretty sure my church knows the one where that happened

I have to know… is he a local member??

[Bravesfanchan]

@Michael_Mark Yes, it was at Gospel Light I think he used to go there, but now he’s on the road singing. Just kidding I think he used to go there, but when all that happened he left. His brother still goes there though.

[Bhive]

[Ben-J-man]

that’s awesome!

[Bravesfanchan]

@Michael_Mark So I got some more news; James Canupp now goes to Gospel Light Baptist Church in Walkertown

[Ben-J-man]

gasp!

[Archie]

This one might get lost in translation (Scottish Humour)

I put vodka in my lawn mower because the price of gas is so high. Now my grass is half cut.