A toothless termite walks into a saloon and asks:
Is the bar tender here?
A toothless termite walks into a saloon and asks:
Is the bar tender here?
That poor guy’s been floating around on the internet for years. I’ve never seen the goats.
well there you go!!
@Ben-J-man This video was recorded about 20 minutes from my house. I was just at that church today. You can’t beat James Canupp’s singing. 
@Bravesfanchan is it Gospel Light? Pretty sure my church knows the one where that happened 

I have to know… is he a local member??
@Michael_Mark Yes, it was at Gospel Light
I think he used to go there, but now he’s on the road singing. Just kidding
I think he used to go there, but when all that happened he left. His brother still goes there though. 

that’s awesome!
@Michael_Mark So I got some more news; James Canupp now goes to Gospel Light Baptist Church in Walkertown 

gasp!
This one might get lost in translation (Scottish Humour)
I put vodka in my lawn mower because the price of gas is so high. Now my grass is half cut.




I have to post something without a cat in it. I don’t want that kind of reputation.
Don’t let anyone talk you out of spending $100 on a new hobby. That $500 will be the best $2,000 you ever spent!
It was less than $1 / liter here in Texas at the start of 2026 before… well… you know.
We buy it by the gallon, though. It actually got down to $2.05 a gallon near my house at its cheapest.