Now THAT was a good 'un!
Banjo jokes
How do you become a banjo player with 1 million dollars?
Start with 2 million
How many strings does a banjo have?
5 too many
What the difference between a banjo player and a savings bond?
A savings bond eventually matures and earns money
Very nice. I am afraid that one applies to almost all musicians.
How is playing the banjo a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You donāt have to be very good to get peopleās attention.
Why did the banjo player cross the road?
It was the chickenās day off.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, āIām doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.ā
Thereās not much between you and a fool is there?
āJust this here banjoā¦ā
The sixth fret on a banjo is a lot like the thirteenth floor on a building-you donāt really need one.
āSome people call this next song Cripple Creekābut theyāre wrong!ā
A few years ago a lost group of banjo players were discovered on a remote island in the Pacific. When asked how they survived for so long, they answered, āfrom the supplies dropped by the helicoptersā¦ā
What is the range on a banjo?
About ten yards with a good windup.
Lol
Yep
The Dark Side of Bluegrass
This just in I may have the country wrong but here it is :
This fellow was traveling and he had to go through customs and all he had was a banjo case. Being suspicious the guard said you have to open that case before you can proceed . Upon opening the case the guard noticed it held a machine gun .
The guard said youāer good to go, I thought you had a banjo in there. EWWWWW!!