Banjo jokes


#1

Let us know your best/worst banjo jokes :smiley:

Which one of the following does not belong: Herpes, Measles, AIDS, Banjo Players?
Measles–you can get rid of the Measles.


#2

What’s the difference between a South American Macaw and a Banjo?..one is loud,obnoxious & noisy… the other is a bird! :slight_smile:lol

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Banjo?..You can tune a Harley.:slight_smile:


#3

What do you call a Banjo player in a suit?..A: The defendant :slight_smile:


#4

:laughing:


#5

I resemble that remark…


#6

What is the definition of perfect pitch?

A: Throwing a banjo into a toilet without hitting the seat.


#7

How do you know if the stage is level?

A; When the banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.:slight_smile:


#8

Little Boy: Mommy, Mommy ! When I grow up I want to be a banjo player!

Mom: Now son, you can’t do both! :laughing:


#9

Ha ha :smiley: that’s great.

  1. A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender,

“Do you serve banjo players here?”
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man.
“Give me a beer, and I’ll have a banjo picker for my 'gator.”


#10

What do you say to a banjo player in a 3-piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.:slight_smile:


#11

What is the difference between a terrorist and a banjo player?

A1: You can reason with a terrorist.
A2: Terrorists have sympathizers.


#12

I’ve heard much the same thing about people who play bag pipes.


#13

What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline!


#14

What’s the difference between an onion and a banjo?

No one cries when you chop up a banjo…


#15

Well, the spambots bumped this thread back up momentarily, so I thought I would throw a new joke on here:

Two banjo players were walking through the woods when they came across a set of tracks. One thought a bear had left the tracks and the other thought it was a raccoon. 15 minutes into their debate, they were hit by a train.


#16

Two cannibls Eatin a Banjo Player,Said,Man that Foggy Mountain Breakdown Sho is Goood


#17

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Two cannabals Eatin a Banjo Player,Said,Man that Foggy Mountain Breakdown, Sho is Goood

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#18

What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin?
Who cares…Neither of them is a banjo!


#19

Throw a Banjo and a Guitar off the top of the Empire State Building, Which one will hit the street first?
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The Guitar, The Banjo has to stop twice on the way down and tune :mrgreen:


#20

During band rehearsal the fiddle player and the banjo player get into a huge fight, screaming to each other. The guitarist runs up to them and asks: “What’s wrong guys?!”. The fiddle player says “He broke my stick in two!”. “Why did you do that?” the guitarist asks the banjo player.

The banjo player replies: “He detuned one of my strings and he doesn’t wanna tell me which one!!”