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Banjo jokes

#34

What do you do when a banjo player knocks at your front door?
Pay him for the pizza.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A banjo player.

How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to complain that Earl would not have done it that way.

How can you tell the difference between banjo tunes?
By their names.

How can you tell if there’s a banjo player at your door?
They can’t find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don’t know when to come in.

What do you call great musicians at a banjo contest?
The audience.

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#35

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All good ones! Glad I play guitar and mandolin.

J.W.

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#36

Last week I drove to town and parked in a side street. I foolishly left my expensive banjo in clear view on the back seat. When I returned half an hour later, I found the rear window smashed and another banjo lying beside it.

#37

Nice! :laughing:
That may be the best first post I have seen.

#38

That’s a darn good one! I will without doubt be using that one. :wink:

#39

Do you know what the difference is between a harmonica player and a banjo player?

The harmonica player only sucks half of the time.

#40

I had not heard that one, but I should have figured it out.

#41

Now THAT was a good 'un!

#42

How do you become a banjo player with 1 million dollars?

Start with 2 million

#43

How many strings does a banjo have?

5 too many

#44

What the difference between a banjo player and a savings bond?

A savings bond eventually matures and earns money

#45

Very nice. I am afraid that one applies to almost all musicians.

#46

How is playing the banjo a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.

#47

Why did the banjo player cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

#48

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, “I’m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.”

#49

There’s not much between you and a fool is there?
“Just this here banjo…”

#50

The sixth fret on a banjo is a lot like the thirteenth floor on a building-you don’t really need one.

#51

“Some people call this next song Cripple Creek–but they’re wrong!”

#52

A few years ago a lost group of banjo players were discovered on a remote island in the Pacific. When asked how they survived for so long, they answered, “from the supplies dropped by the helicopters…”

#53

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