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There was a pilot coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog when his instruments went out.
He was circling around and he saw a tall building with a guy working alone on the top floor. He cut the engine and rolled down the window and yelled, “Hey where am I?”
The man said, “You’re in an airplane.” The pilot made a 275 degree turn and brought the plane in for a perfect landing on the runway 5 miles away just as the fuel has run out. The passengers were amazed and asked how he did it.
The pilot said, “It was easy. I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct an absolutely useless, therefore, that must be Microsoft’s support office and from there the airport is five miles due East.”