Weeeeelllll one day there came a maan with a Bible in his hand he said Daan here’s what you’re gonna do-oo
OL DAan sHoT Im dOwN DrAgGeD 'iS BoDy iNtO ToWn hE WaS BAcK bYY tHe mOrNiNg dEww!!
THUNDER DAAANNNNNNNN
SheeerrIIIIFFF JOHNSON screamed what an awful criiiime! To murder such a righteous man…
He said I know where to go, to the fishin hole, goonna sEe OOl’ Thunder Dan! THUNDER DAAAANNNNN
Hey Dan said the sheriff tell me what do you know about the murder of preacher Brown?
He came a preachin to me, tell me what oughta be so I laid 'im doowwn on that ground!! THUNDER DAAANNNN
It’s just that Michael got the lyrics wrong! (wrong source!)
Here you go…
Thunder Dan is a fighter, a lone outsider
If you cross him, he’ll bring you down
Four dogs, five hogs, and a house made of logs
He lives thirty miles out of town
Thunder Dan