The Lecture


#1

A man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where he was going at this time of night. He said, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse, gluttony, gambling, time management and economics.
The officer said, "Really?.. who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
He said, “My wife.”


#2

Funny and true http://www.smileycons.com/img/emotions/200.gif