The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

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…unless a cat extracts them…

[Dragonslayer]

If you buy something that costs an arm and a leg, but you put it on credit; What do you end up with?

Crippling Debt!

[Archie]

[Bhive]

Merry Christmas!

[Bhive]

A Native American chief has three wives. The first lived in a teepee made out of bear skin, and she bore him a son. The second lived under a buffalo skin, and she also had a son. The third lived in a teepee made out of hippo skin, and she gave birth to twin sons. Therefore, the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

[Mike_R]

How have I not heard that before?

[Tim_C]

I made this pick a few years ago. What are your thoughts on the value of this pick?

[JonathanFell]

Is this a trick question??

[Tim_C]

I cut it out of a used $25 gift card. I’m thinking of starting a business. Charging $25 of course.

[JonathanFell]

Oh!

[Archie]

It’s in the NEWS

[Archie]

In You End Doe

[Bhive]

[Archie]

All that glitters is not coal. If you know, you know. If you don’t, then you must be fast asleep.

[Archie]

Now this is going a bit too far. A redacted protest song.

[Archie]

Oh!!!.. Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early LIGHT? ♩ ♫ ♬

[Tim_C]

[Mike_R]

Oh!

[Bhive]

I guess I don’t get it. Can anyone explain?

I’m thinking something above the Eyes of the Lord maybe but I can’t work it out.

[Mark_Rocka]

My guess is from Ezekiel 1:18 - Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes all around.