The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

[Mike_R]

Could I put clapping in 3 to a 4/4 song into the inner circle of your Venn diagram?

[Mason_Crone]

There are 3 types of people in this world… Those who can do math and those who can’t.

[Archie]

Count me out I don’t do Math

[Grinnin]

I actually have that T Shirt

[Stuart.Gamble]

The tech guy in me says: There are 10 types or people, those who understand binary and those that don’t.

[Flatpickin_Libby]

The following information will be of interest to you if you have had parents. A new scientific study has revealed that if your parents didn’t have children, neither will you.

[Mason_Crone]

[Archie]

I remember as a child dropping sweets on the floor. We had a saying so we could quickly retrieve the sweet before it became contaminated. “God before the Devil” It must have worked because I am here to tell the story. I can’t recall how many times I used the phrase but I did drop a lot of candy.

[Bhive]

My kids are all grown, but I remember always being very concerned to clean any dropped pacifiers from kid #1. If she dropped it we had to wash it thoroughly. By the time we had kid #3 we just picked up dropped pacifiers off of of the floor and right back in.

Twenty years later, kid #3 is the healthiest of the bunch. Therefore, the germs must be good for you.

[JKL]

Sounds very similar to our experience raising three girls. But we at least had the decency to stick our youngest’s pacifier in our own mouths to wash it off before sticking it back in her’s.

[Bhive]

@JKL Probably why my Father’s day presents were not that great! :

[Mason_Crone]

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[Archie]

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[Mark_Rocka]

[Mark_Rocka]

This seems uniquely “Ben.”

[Archie]

@Mark_Rocka I bet @BanjoBen is the one who built this house. I hear he is partial to a bit of squirrel with beans. Hannah grease up that skillet we are having possum, I mean squirrel for supper tonight

[Mason_Crone]