Admittedly NOT your typical 3-minute Bluegrass song.
Greensky Bluegrass:
The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
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“Greensky Bluegrass” is an epic band name. Talented group to boot!
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My 6 year old sister just asked if I was alive yet when she was a baby… 
I said “I was 13 when you were a baby” and she had one of the most confused expressions I’ve ever seen 
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She must be thinking why she couldn’t say it when you could say the same thing about her. 
“No, when you were born we flew you to space for several years at the speed of light, and due to special relativity and time dilation, you aged at a much slower rate than I did on earth. You’re actually 26”
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Reminds me of a Steven Wright line “If I’m traveling at the speed of light then turn in my headlights then does anything happen?”
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I guess it’s all relative.
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Is that a gift from a fake love?? haha
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Here are some definitions for words y’all may not know…
Patience - A character quality which children under the age of 5 instinctively aim to develop in those around them.
Family Trees - They seem to produce a variety of nuts.
Slave - Synonym for “son”
Vacation - When you travel for several days to get your picture taken next to your car.
Campers - Nature’s way of feeding mosquitos.
Flashlight - A container for dead batteries.
Conscience - It doesn’t keep you from doing anything, it just keeps you from enjoying it.
Popularity - Knowing that there are two sides to every question and taking both of them.
Mistakes - Something made only by others; we only make unavoidable errors.
Key Ring - A device that enables you to lose several keys at the same time.
Firstborn’s Philosophy - Never put off till tomorrow what you can order someone else to do today.
Family Conference - When everybody talks, nobody listens, and everyone argues about it afterwards.
Opinion - You can have your own as long as it’s the same as mine.
Sweater - Something that children wear when their mother feels cold.
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Pro Tip:
Add a couple of capfuls of Pine-Sol to the sprayer tank to clean, disinfect, and deodorize at the same time!
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