I have some horrible cockroach stories from some research I had to do in grad school. I will share sometime.
The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)
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they are my biggest fear in life.
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There are so many really popular crime drama podcasts which show the forensics used to try to solve mysteriouus crimes. Just think how popular a podcast with forensic entomology involved would be 
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âBug Ben here again! Bum Budda DAAAHHH!!!â
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Rodents are worse. Mice are scary enough, but rats are just about the most terrifying thing ever.
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True, Iâd rather have brown recluse than mice.
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Not me brother. A brown recluse bite is one of the nastiest things you can get in the US. Mice are generally harmless. I get that they âickâ some folks. I tend to like rodents unless they are infesting human dwellings.
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Not sure if this has been told before as I wasnât able to read everything.
How is a banjo like a homicide?
Everyoneâs happy once the case is closed.
How is a banjo like a grenade?
Once you hear the sound, itâs too late.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the racoon, it could be done.
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There was a quack doctor in a village. Nobody would go there. But one day one person in the village went to him. The villagers asked and wondered wasnât that so foolish of you to go there for treatment. The person replied and said, no, I fooled him. I had headache, but I told him I had stomach-ache!
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Must be some kind of American Humour 
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I heard it in/during a TV standup comedy in Tamil (India). But there is one guy who makes up a lot from whatâs happening around like 25-50 a week or so.
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I donât think stand up comedy translates well to a text forum. Best left on stage.
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Stupid - the person, or the system? Quintuple jeopardy punishment?? 
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The person obviously⌠
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Definitely the system. And maybe the person too⌠for not seeking proper counsel.
Think about this construction⌠âYou know, you just canât fix stupid (system)â! Sounds right, right??
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