And in other news…
Brad was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Trump, Biden,Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.
He got back into his car and rolled down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car, and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services.
First responders broke in, pulling Brad from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, Brad was in perfect condition and asked for a shot of whiskey. However, his new Tesla had a dead battery.
