The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

[BanjoBen]

You hafta magine my mama sangin’ the choris!

[Treblemaker]

What’s up with us non twangin yankees anyway?

[Archie]

I have to say @Mark_Rocka this one went right over my head. I guess you need to come from Texas to appreciate this one

[Mike_R]

Makes perfect sense to me (says the guy in Texas)

That said, I am confused by a cat being fed a big plate of broccoli and asparagus.

[Mark_Rocka]

I don’t know what’s funnier, the picture, or the fact that it never occurred to me that people might not get it. Growing up in Texas, I think if anyone actually sang the song pronouncing the word “power” properly, we would have looked at them funny.

[xmark]

Can’t speak for everyone in the Southeastern US, but it’s funny in rural Alabama, Georgia, & Northern Florida, too…

[Brent.H]

And then you kick in to high gear and sing the power echo “pire-pire pire-pire wunder workin pire”. Mrs Collins would really get that hanky wavin at that point.

[DLS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks Earl!!!

[Lone_Wolf]

Tis the season

[Treblemaker]

Hilarious!

[BanJoe]

It took me a long time until I realized “pire” rhymes with “fire, hire & mire.”
I keep forgetting in the American South, all one syllable words are pronounced with two syllables.
(Somewhere in the distance you can hear a good ol’ boy saying “No ***-yit.”)

[frankb_be]

THese are all true TRUE stories lol

[Mark_Rocka]

[Stuart.Gamble]

Haha

[JohnM]

Oh bear… you’re camera shy!

[BanJoe]

Oh my. That’s the T-R-U-T-H !

[Mark_Rocka]

This one got me.

[Shaky_loves_banjo]

So i just started shaking my family tree… lo and behold, a bunch of nuts fell out!!
I have no idea if that joke was already shared, theres so many in this thread that there is no way i read them all

[Stuart.Gamble]

I’m sure this forum now has a new favorite professional athlete. His name is Chris Banjo.

[Mark_Rocka]

Ha! 5th string defense?