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The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

Not especially pertaining to Sunday or religion but I saw this today and wondered how, after all my years on this earth, did I never see what this child saw, and I had to share it.

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Q. How do you make Holy Water?

A. Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.

Q. Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. (profit)

Q. Who is the shortest person in the Bible?
A. Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-height). Nehimiah (Knee-high-miah) was a close second.

Q. When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Noah took Ham into the ark.

Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
A. As long as he was Abel.

Q. At what time of day was Adam created?
A. A little before Eve.

Q. Why did God create man before woman?
A. Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Q. Where is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?
A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
A. Because they were using “fowl” language.

Q: Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When God gave Moses two tablets.

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Ok, I don’t know where that KFC thing came from, but I saw it on WhatsApp like two days ago. It’s hilarious :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Take it back… Take it back…

I can’t “un-see” the little body. The tie is completely gone. :roll_eyes:

If this is becoming a “thing” in the public consciousness, KFC should capitalize by making one of those huge-headed mascots (like the ones used for 7th Inning Stretch Baseball Game races):

Only, he should be in a black suit (all due respect to his white suit and black tie - which started this whole thing!) :joy:

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Right?

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Wow… Really?

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What? It’s not like he was Ben Joe. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::laughing:

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Yeah, what Will said

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Nor like, Gee, Tara? huh? :wink: cool joke, nice hint.

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lol… version vs letter size.

And on the other end of the line, “We know!”, This end (thinking): “Can’t believe how quickly people devolved!”.

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I got it. I will never the see a KFC sign and not smile.

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This is one of the coolest songs ever, and this parody is hilarious (and so true)

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I don’t know what that is, but I’ve seen it twice already

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