Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they ever said was “Bach, Bach, Bach…”
Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?
It was a knot-for-profit.
Why do melons exclusively have formal weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
From the Bible:
Proverbs 17:22
A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Job 8:21
He will yet fill your mouth with laughter
and your lips with shouts of joy.
Proverbs 15:13
A happy heart makes the face cheerful,
but heartache crushes the spirit.
Proverbs 16:24
Gracious words are like a honeycomb,
sweetness to the soul and health to the body.
May He fill your heart with Joy as you meditate on His Word.