Forum - Banjo Ben Clark

Some Groaners ... Just for fun!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they ever said was “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?
It was a knot-for-profit.

Why do melons exclusively have formal weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.

From the Bible:
Proverbs 17:22
A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Job 8:21
He will yet fill your mouth with laughter
and your lips with shouts of joy.
Proverbs 15:13
A happy heart makes the face cheerful,
but heartache crushes the spirit.
Proverbs 16:24
Gracious words are like a honeycomb,
sweetness to the soul and health to the body.

May He fill your heart with Joy as you meditate on His Word.

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Those were very punny.

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Hi Johnny thought you might enjoy these. Although you may find your practice time cut dramatically. After a while these can become a bit of a distraction.

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