Irony


#1

Yep


#2

From the internet…

Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I’d forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago.


#3

Idle Worship

Shadows flicker, caveman gloom
Huddled forms, cerebral tomb.
Plastic faces, furrowed brow
Hollow breath in shallow swell.

Emotion leaping from its’ tide
Pleading for us from inside
What use laughing? It is there.
No use crying… it’s your tear

So stretch with boredom, stifle yawn…
This goes on and on and on.
Hypnotic dream in program mix,
Addictive drug, electric fix.

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By Harvey McCluskey