Insurance


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Vandals had set fire to a farmer’s haystack which then spread to his barn.

While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company

and asked them to send a check for £30,000 the amount of insurance on the barn.

“We don’t give you the money,” a company official explained.

“We replace the barn and all the equipment in it.”

“In that case,” replied the wife, “cancel the policy I have on my husband.”