For those of you who are planing on tackling @Shaky_loves_banjo math problem keep in mind pilots use nautical miles so 15 mph would need to be converted or your answer could be off. Oh and dont forget to use proper sig figs. 
Harmonica Strings
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I’m just wondering why he’s flying 15 mph on the landing strip that’s obviously too fast and he should be fined
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especially for CANOE right? But how is he gonna be fined? All the police are busy enforcing Covid rules so maybe we’ll have to take it into our own hands… And everyone knows that letting banjo players take something like that into their own hands is DANGEROUS. Anything could happen. Now it’s back to my math.
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oh yes, Very important.
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Ok with you so far but who’s Pancake Batter are we using a mix or homemade and the size of Monastery? Are we thinking Potala Palace or
El Conventinoe.
Nothing if not educational this site!
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I don’t need likes at this point I need answers . Abacus and slide rule on table and sweating away here.
Is it 42?
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I realize this may be above your level. Shall we just slap a C- on it and be done?
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Ok 42 Yards of Pancake Batter!
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Ok that’s it I am off Jackalope Hunting!
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Of course now i have a couple of Steven Wright jokes coming to mind.
“I bought some powder water. You just add water”
“I bought a package of batteries but they weren’t included. So I had to go back and by more batterires”
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Well no Jackalope but bagged a ReinKuh
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You’ll have to check with the penguins… All 12 of them
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Fail. Ok Ok. I don’t know the answer (there is none). Now for where the pancake batter is coming from, shall we see if Whataburger has some bread dough we can borrow permanently? If not than your on your own.
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Sounds like a question for Mullet Boy
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What no answer!!!
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yes for sure. And the answer? it depends on what size container your using for the pancake (or Whataburger bread dough)
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How many of you banjo pickers learn to play “ Below the Bridge”?
Not sure what you mean @Archie playing “Below the Bridge” refers to raking a pick across the strings between the bridge and tailpiece. 
I know… not as good as snipe hunting. 
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Right I am with you. It’s not something I do and the only tune I have seen where a banjo player did that was Woa Mule Woa
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