Haha, that’s funny Mike!
I have to tell it and I do not mean to offend anyone!
I was a “long haired pretty boy rocker” back in the day (Think Don Johnson and Vince Neil mixed)…anyway, this gal had been chasing me, pretty gal, no make up and about as pretty as they come, even though she could only wear denim skirts!
So I decide that I’d take her up on going to church with her…father was the preacher, brother, or “whatever”. Anyway, we are just chilling out in the congregation listening to his sermon at this “Apostolic Pentecostal” church and before I knew it I was the only one of about 30 that was still seated in a pew…yep they all simultaneously were talking in tongues and lurching about the place and floor…I didn’t know if I should join them or not, so I just sat there feeling about as awkward as a young boy of 17 could be. I’d been raised as a Southern Baptist - Hell, Fire, and Brimstone (no snakes) and these folks had nothing on us!
Mike I am thinking your loud gospel music from Striper would have been perfect to go with the mix!
Did you notice anyone putting cotton balls or cigarette butts in their ears?