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I don’t think that will happen in my lifetime. **Assault rifles, **maybe.
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Yep…that one was in the canoe (AR).
Guns!
— Begin quote from "mreisz"
Thanks. Now I am prepared should that occur. Should I buy a boat?
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I would just tell them you lost the boat also .
— Begin quote from "Oldhat"
— Begin quote from "jv nc"
I lost all of my guns in a canoe accident.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. 
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Nice guns,
Weirdest thing is that I lost my silver in a boating accident.
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I lost my ability to pick the banjo in a canoe accident.