I found a golf website that offered payment for a golf related greeting card.
I’m not a golfer but accepted the challenge. Sadly, the site was gone when I tried to submit the following gem.
If you have a golfing friend under the weather, you are welcome to employ the following sentiment.
The gang around the clubhouse are feelin’ mighty low.
They heard the news about you… it gave them quite a blow.
The rough around the 7th green reminds them how you feel.
And with every double bogie, they think of your raw deal
They heard the gown you’re wearin’ is showing off your butt
And your well enough to putter, but still to weak to putt.
Get well soon!!!
All the best,