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Funeral Failure

A few years ago, I was invited to provide a song at a a funeral.
No problem… I arrived at the venue. … a beautiful Catholic Church.
Being new to that branch of theology, I was surprised when the priest let me know the organist failed to show. He implored me to play all the responses the organist would have provided.
I had no idea how to help him, and with great disgust, he turned on heel and took his leave.

The only time I know of that my guitar could be considered a weapon of mass destruction.

Another Funeral failure

Reports say the author of the Hokey Pokie passed away.
All went smoothly till they tried to place him in the casket.
They put the right foot in…

Let me guess . thanks for the smiles and the laughter .

You bet…