First Offender?


#1

A gal goes to court over child support. “Your honor, my x-husband spends all his money collecting guitars. He says there’s nothing left over for child support!” The judge looks at the bailiff and asks: “First offender?” The gal shouts out: “No your honor! First it was Martin, then it was a Fender.”


#2

I didn’t see that coming :smiley:


#3