I recently received a very strange text message on my phone. It said:
“You have won either a $250 cash prize or a ticket to an Elvis tribute night. To collect your prize, press 1 for the money, or 2 for the show!”
So… when are you going to Elvis tribute night?
I have a friend who is an Elvis impersonator. He ought to put that as his voice mail greeting message.
Did you hear about the new Elvis themed steak houses going in?
They are for people who love meat tender.