A foot race was commencing. 3 challengers were found to race across Death Valley on foot.
Rules specified they could each carry one item of their choosing.
The first fellow had a water bag strapped across his back.
The second held aloft a large umbrella for shade.
The third carried a car door.
A reporter asked what the car door was for…
‘Oh, that’s for when I get to hot… I can roll the window down…’