Drove by a music store today that had a big sign out front:
"Retirement Liquidation - EVERYTHING Must Go!"
For some reason my steering wheel started veering to the right. It put itself in park. Opened my door for me. Then kicked me out and locked the door so I couldn't get back in.
I went in just to ask if I could use the phone. Honest.
It just so happened that beside the phone was a Deering Banjolele. And it just so happened to be on mega-sale. And it just so happened that I felt I needed to buy a little something to say thank you for letting me use his phone.
It just so happens that I got me a banjolele
(He threw in a wall mount, gig bag, set of strings, and a rock slide)