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The Spiral Discussion. STATUS: What are you listening to?

Well, when you factor in jetlag, the curvature of the earth, and the international date line moving about five feet westward every 20 months, it comes to just on 2 years…

What is this “be” in the future tense? I’m turning 21 in September

Give me one example of me being mean that doesn’t involve anyone’s weight and I’ll concede the point. Because lighthearted jabs with consent doesn’t count as mean

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I agree yuppies just can’t be trusted and Gunnar really does have a way with words.

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:joy: Alright, I concede.

Wait what? What year were you born? I thought we were the same age.

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Me too. First he was 16, then he was 19, now he’s 20. He’s aging dangerously fast, I’m worried about him.

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He’ll be 40 by next week at this rate.

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I don’t think he knows how old he is.

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Ohhh boy, I get away from the forum for 12 hours and y’all just go to town! :joy: Time to read thru all this…

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Man, then I can’t imagine where he will be after a month! :slight_smile:

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*grammar

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punctuation.*

:wink: I know that’s his joke.

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When I was pushing 20, he was in his teens… oh how I’m aging, Mason, how it seems

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For more reasons than one…

But seriously @Dragonslayer how old are you?

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He’s 19, and he will be 20 on Tuesday, 20 September in the year of our Lord 2022.

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I need to …, @Dragonslayer! :wink:

Here you go @theCrazyEightGunnar Salyer from Balama, Mozambique

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Methuselah.

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Right, in a year…

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Ok I guess you aren’t too mean.

you mean I’m from the continent of North America? America is generally know as the United States. although us Canadian simply call it The Sates.

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I was born in the year of the dragon, which is why I’m named Dragonslayer.

Don’t worry, it’s a cyclical effect, it goes older and then younger, I’ll hit 14 again mid April…

I’m twice as old as half of you, and half as old as twice of you.

By the Roman calendar or the Gregorian calendar?

I don’t know where you got this misinformation, but it is completely false.

Yes that’s what I mean. Canadians, Mexicans, Brazilians, Peruvians, they’re all just as American as people from the states. America isn’t a country, it’s two whole continents.
So yes, you’re American in the same way as I’m African or how Archie is European

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:joy::joy::joy:

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AKA Age Warming! :wink:

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