Forum - Banjo Ben Clark

The humor thread (formerly Sunday funny)

That would be a jolly good leap for pickers’ kind!

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LOL! I love it!

It’s not at all PC, but I’ve decided that the next time someone accuses me of mansplaining, I’m going to reply with “Well maybe if you womderstood basic logic…” :laughing:

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Each time my wife starts womanplaining I find the best response is to just manignore her and plays my banjer. The sweet music seems to calm things down. Anything for a quiet life.
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UK anti-theft device

He doesn’t bite he just licks you to death.

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Now who do you think would use this device.

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Probably the best one yet - over here in the UK

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Standard transmission. Not intended to be an anti-theft device.
It just works out that way.

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I guess the Greasy Skillet Pan was just too small

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@BanJoe - good one!
I need one of these for my car:

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All my cars had one of these save one which was automatic. Not much of a deterrent over here since most cars have a stick shift. We call it a Gear Stick. Alas I have given up driving, I no longer felt safe on the road, issues with concentration/distractions.

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I gotta wonder how well that works. One one hand it says it’s an anti-theft device, but on the other, it gives you a diagram on how to defeat it!

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Ah but you need to use your foot to dis-engage re-engage the clutch. Clever stuff you see

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Apparently dogs cannot read.

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Doing time for not following the rules.

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