So @BanjoBen this reminded me of your little breakfast sketch with Macy Hill and Joel Berry (Tavin Dillard).
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z_onEpWIiFU?si=ydnvPMrZMh1EgyHR
Note: This really happened to me. I ordered a coffee and a bacon roll in a small café recently the casher asked me where I was sitting, There was only one other customer in the café at the time, a woman .