Anyone care to share the most “RIDICULOUS” 
or “DUMBEST” 
excuse that you’ve heard of or possibly (???) used personally to
avoid practicing ??? 
Jest Fer Fun
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I don’t have time to answer that question. 
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School called and I’m already late picking up my kids.
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See if anyone can top this one . . .
I’m not for sure, but I think somebody stole my banjo.
I’ll check that out first chance I get tomorrow. !!! 
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My dog ate my chord sheets.
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Now he toots all day
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Been a few days without practice since my banjo was heisted .
I finally received a ransom call from the perps with their demands
for its return.
I informed them I wasn’t interested to which they begged me
to negotiate. I think we’re close to making a deal for its return.
Honestly, I guess I kinda miss not practicing. 
Negotiations will begin shortly. If I play my cards right,
I may get it back along with a 2 week Carribean Cruise.
Hey, maybe we can talk Ben into doing a BBC Banjo
Cruise !!!??? 
@kooseman probably wouldn’t take long after the banjos came out of the cases to hear “Man overboard!” 
