I know some of you got the secret e-mail with the secret code that got you a special secret at Banjo Ben’s General Store. I got one too.
I am ashamed to admit I took advantage of it while taking advantage of Ben. I got the secret on an item Ben can never do anything secret with…or else his children would starve to death before his eyes. But I did it anyway.
Earlier this week I purchased a Lifetime Gold Pick Membership.
I bought some Banjo Ben strings.
I have purchased everything I need for a lifetime of banjo picking. I do not need one more single item.
I will never shop Banjo Ben’s General Store again.
(Unless I decide I need another banjo.
They say “You can never have too many banjos!”
“They” are often right.)