Once, when I was practicing my guitar, my wife called out to me from the other end of the house:
Wife: “Honey?”
Me: “yeah?”
Wife: “How long have you been playing guitar?”
Me: “About 40 years…”
Wife: “oh… shouldn’t you be better?”
Funny things my Wife has said
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That’s awesome 
All of the men here should share funny things their wife has said, I bet it could get rather entertaining.
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I had just watched Shrek, and I was sitting in the living room with a guitar trying to figure out that song they covered from the Monkees. My wife walked into the room and yelled, “Would you STOP playing that annoying song?!?” I thought she was kidding… then I saw her face.
The above story did not actually happen. At least not to me.
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No harm in sharing an old story. When joining this site had no idea about the badges but as miserable as I am was pleasantly surprised when up popped Enthusiast. *
“Oh 10 consecutive days that’s neat”
- . It is interesting how different folks see things Marie’s view being.
“Is that all you do!” “The site records your bone idleness”
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Now I’m a believer.
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LoL
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A few months after I retired I was in our music room playing my mandolin (primary instrument) and guitar (not so primary instrument). When I was done my wife said, “You know, if music is going to be part of your retirement you might wanna learn some more songs!” Zing!
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Can’t say I blame her, that song is pretty annoying
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Yesterday I was trying to play the tremolo harmony version of Amazing Graze and was (still am) struggling with the counting of the triplets. After 90 minutes into my 2 hours of practice I heard her turn up the TV (and she doesn’t like loud TV). I asked her if she was tired of Amazing Grace…she said, “Didn’t you hear the TV?” O well, I’m going back to the music room shortly!
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Not music related, but still in the spirit of the topic, so here goes…
Sitting among a group of our old friends in the midst of a generally sarcastic conversation (my favorite kind) I said, “The mistake I made was that I could have married money.” Without missing a beat my wife said, “The mistake I made was that I thought that I had married money.” Sic semper tyrannus!
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So sorry! Looks like I killed this one.
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nahhhh… probably guys just afraid to tell on their wives in case they read these posts… 
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