3/4 time in G
"So you want a divorce
And I want a horse
Why can’t we both agree.
Some things just ain’t right
But we must keep in sight
That the lawyers just want their fee.
(Chorus)
There’s trouble at home
We cry & we moan
We squabble each night until three
There’s no make-up kiss
That’s one thing I miss
But the lawyers just want their fee.
Now with a divorce
And I had a horse
You’d get my horse, you see.
It’s not what you need
You’ve no use for my steed
But the lawyers all get a fee.
(Chorus)
There’s trouble at home
We cry & we moan
We squabble each night until three
There’s no make-up kiss
that’s one thing I miss
But the lawyers just want their fee.
A divorce will take time
And a horse is not mine
Please, won’t you listen to me.
If we play it smart now
And not have a cow
The lawyers won’t get their fee!
(Chorus)
Yes, trouble at home
We cried & we moaned
We squabbled each night until three
But those days are done
We’re together as one
And the lawyers don’t get a fee!