(Please excuse the clickbaity title; I just wanted to do something like that.) I changed the title because… well… it looked weird.
I’m sure that many people, especially those who are learning from a mobile device, have wondered, “Why doesn’t Ben have an app?”
Well.
I happen to be a programmer, and I like to exercise my programming by writing small, stupid apps sometimes. Once it was a small level app for my phone; another time it was a fractal viewer. This time around, I decided to make a Banjo Ben concept app. Below is a link to a video of the app in operation (I would have uploaded it here as a GIF, but it was too big). Please note that the loading screen shown here takes longer that it probably actually would in real life.
Some questions that are likely to become FAQs:
Is that real data pulled from the website?
No. This is simply placeholder data.
Can you modify the app to actually use real data?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: While it technically would be possible to make the app download real webpages from banjobenclark.com and scrape data from them to figure out what data the site has right now, it would be very hard. Therefore, unless the person or people responsible for setting up the website implement an interface that allows apps like mine to access site data, I’m definitely not going to add real data.
Why does your mouse pointer look that way? I’ve never seen anything like that before.
I’m using the Linux operating system and you should too.
Can I get the app?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: My app is running on Linux. That being said, I could theoretically make it run on Windows, macOS, Android, and iOS as well. However, there are various reasons that I’m not going to do so:
- I don’t have any Apple devices and don’t want any.
- I don’t have a Windows developer environment set up right now.
- Even if I had Apple devices, to make the app available for iOS, I would have to pay a $100 fee per year. This is ridiculously expensive; Apple should be ashamed of itself for doing that. Google Play is a bit better at a one-time $25 fee, but that’s still more than I want to pay to make a concept app available.
- I don’t feel like doing it.
I may eventually make the source code available to everybody; however, I’m not doing so at the moment. Anyway, it’s not much to play with; why do you want to watch a loading screen and then scroll around on one small boring page?
Is this going to be a real thing?
This concept was created entirely without the knowledge of Ben; therefore, I have no idea what is going to show up in the future. If Ben wants to offer an app, great; if not, well, you have this random concept app to look at and say “If only…”