I have heard that the bagpipes were once a banned instrument because they were considered to be a weapon of war. But a banjo?
You gotta check this out.
I am not so sure this guy was attacking the bull, maybe he was just trying to tune the banjo yāall know how frustrating that can be. I hope it wasnāt his new āTwangerā
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED5OpXwXkAANwVZ.jpg#1568357181075#1568357181079
Not sure what those articles say, but I read about it on bluegrass today, the guy had a banjo shaped piece of metal. Shame, cuz thatās gonna be really bad PR for banjos
Yeah, every time some dumb person drives in front of a train and gets killed, the news say ātrain hits carā, not ācar drives in front of trainā. 
You mean likeā¦ "GUNS kill PEOPLE" 
Never has been a fun that goes off all by itself.
"PEOPLE kill PEOPLEā¦ with guns"
Remember kids, people donāt kill people, people with banjos kill peopleā¦ oh waitā¦
Or how bout this one, slow down, speed kills! Speed? No, crashing at speed maybeā¦
Well, if you get enough G-forceā¦
Well, thatās not speed, thatās acceleration.
So instead of āSpeed killsā, āacceleration killsā.
Thatās a weird looking banjo
or Assault Banjos
yeah, an overdose
Nah! Itās the NUT behind the wheel
Unless you own a Remington. Approximately 7.5 million rifles are subject to recall to fix a nasty habit of firing all by themselves. Remington finally admitted the defect and has settled.
Wowā¦ Never heard of thatā¦ clearly.
Well, ALMOST NEVER
Yep, thatās why the common sense gun safety rules are there. If you own one of those rifles, and it shoots someone, itās on you, cuz you shouldnāt be pointing loaded guns at anyone EVER
