Commedian One Liners

#1

Yep

#2

Nice

#3

Yep

#4

I need 12

#5

Nice

#6

Lol

#7

Yep

#8

Nope

#9

I don’t have a computer. I’m going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people.

Kathleen Madigan

#10

I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

Paula Poundstone

#11

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rudner

#12

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

Rita Rudner