Commedian One Liners


#1

Yep


#2

Nice


#3

Yep


#4

I need 12


#5

Nice


#6

Lol


#7

Yep


#8

Nope


#9

I don’t have a computer. I’m going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people.

Kathleen Madigan


#10

I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

Paula Poundstone


#11

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rudner


#12

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

Rita Rudner